And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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