in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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