big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
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Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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