didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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