Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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