So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
She announced her abortion via fbk
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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