triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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