oh god the rape fog is back!
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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