why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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