Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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