i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
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I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
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He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I believe in your delicious
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
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