just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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