do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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