question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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