And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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