He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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