We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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