What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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