we have officially lost it.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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