Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I don't think brook has ever known best
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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