just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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