we're blogging at a bar
I just made out with a guy for $7.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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