no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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