he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
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Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
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I get a little bitchy. We all know that
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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