i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
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Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
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It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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