what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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