This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
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apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
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So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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