Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
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What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
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Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
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