would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
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You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
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When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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