Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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