Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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