All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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