Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
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Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
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I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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