ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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