Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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