ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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