It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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