all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
i just sent this text using only my big toe
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
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I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
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Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?