Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
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Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I want her autograph on my taint
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
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I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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