She announced her abortion via fbk
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
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well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
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There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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