mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
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I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
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I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
You ate ashes out of my bong
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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