there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
