Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I did not marry a roomba.
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