but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I had to cum in my sink.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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