I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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