Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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