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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine

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• (650): View more from California

  It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I have dibs on his crisis of faith.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.

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