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(612): View more from Minnesota

Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish

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(952): View more from Minnesota

So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.

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(513): View more from Ohio

well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.

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(+31): View more from The Netherlands

its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland

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(905): View more from Ontario

It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on

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(269): View more from Michigan

CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Hey what you doing tonight?

(1-780): View more from Alberta, CA

Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)

(780): View more from Alberta, CA

See you in about a hour

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