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• (516): View more from New York

  Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.

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• (916): View more from California

  My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried

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• (516): View more from New York

  Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour

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  its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.

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• (716): View more from New York

  So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.

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  Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...

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  Sorry I think you have the wrong number

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  Yes it looks like I do

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes

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• (352): View more from Florida

  How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?

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  1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.

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