he looks like a really good dad on facebook
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.