Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (814): I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave. http://tfl.nu/ropw
  Replies (2) Good night (1524) Bad night (734)
• Favorite

  (404): View more from Georgia

  Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (404): Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again. http://tfl.nu/0won
  Replies (20) Good night (2674) Bad night (1119)
• Favorite

  (715): View more from Wisconsin

  You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (715): You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now http://tfl.nu/q56d
  Replies (59) Good night (7743) Bad night (750)
• Favorite

  (914): View more from New York

  There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (914): There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone http://tfl.nu/hyr8
  Replies (240) Good night (2104) Bad night (8451)
• Favorite

  (727): View more from Florida

  she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (727): she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex http://tfl.nu/jq0b
  Replies (12) Good night (7659) Bad night (966)
• Favorite

  (713): View more from Texas

  She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (713): She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing. http://tfl.nu/4ei8
  Replies (7) Good night (2697) Bad night (782)
• Favorite

  (253): View more from Washington

  When are you comin back?

  (1-253): View more from Washington

  probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (253): When are you comin back? (1-253): probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons http://tfl.nu/lgag
  Replies (3) Good night (1944) Bad night (699)
• Favorite

  (773): View more from Illinois

  Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (773): Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well http://tfl.nu/o41u
  Replies (4) Good night (535) Bad night (1212)
• Favorite

  (928): View more from Arizona

  I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (928): I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready. http://tfl.nu/c6az
  Replies (19) Good night (2248) Bad night (723)
• Favorite

  (213): View more from California

  Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.

  (1-213): View more from California

  best text I've received ever.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (213): Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon. (1-213): best text I've received ever. http://tfl.nu/3obm
  Replies (16) Good night (4943) Bad night (715)
• Favorite

  (971): View more from Oregon

  no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (971): no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack" http://tfl.nu/ruay
  Replies (2) Good night (499) Bad night (871)
• Favorite

  (208): View more from Idaho

  I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (208): I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles. http://tfl.nu/64t5
  Replies (3) Good night (1660) Bad night (320)
• Favorite

  (713): View more from Texas

  Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!

  (281): View more from Texas

  All I did was send my mom an ecard

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (713): Body shots with my MILFs MILF!! (281): All I did was send my mom an ecard http://tfl.nu/9e20
  Replies (2) Good night (532) Bad night (303)
• Favorite

  (206): View more from Washington

  Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?

  (360): View more from Washington

  What are you gonna do about it?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (206): Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king? (360): What are you gonna do about it? http://tfl.nu/zg4q
  Replies (7) Good night (894) Bad night (284)
• Favorite

  (513): View more from Ohio

  Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (513): Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna http://tfl.nu/lbc2
  Replies (4) Good night (735) Bad night (330)

Randomize