super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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