he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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