oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter