are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
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He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
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Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.