She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
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I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol