Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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