I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Randomize
