should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I will be naked everywhere
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Come on in and take your pants off
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