I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
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i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
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I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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