then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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