How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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