people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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