So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
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