I need help removing her.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Randomize
