Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
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